This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson motorbike.

One day he has finally saved enough to buy one so he goes down to the dealer to by one .

After he picks his dream bike the dealer tells him of an old biker trick that will keep the Chrome on him bike rust free .

The dealer tells him all he has to do is keep a jar of vaselite handy and to put it on the Chrome before it rains and all will be ok.

he happily pays for the bike and is on his way .

After about three months he meets a loverly lady and she invites him to pick her up and come meet her parents over dinner.

A date is set and at the appointed time he picks her up on his Harley and goes to meet her parents .

Before they go in she tells him that they have a family tradition that who ever speaks first after dinner has to do the dishes.

After a long fifteen minutes of silence he decides to do something to move things along a bit faster, so he leans over and kisses his her on the lips in front of her family no one says a word.

Emboldened he throws her on the table and makes love to her, no one says a word.

Now he is getting desperate so he gets her mother and throws her on the table and has wild sex with her right there in front of everyone still not a word is said.

By now he is wondering what to do next when he hears a clap of thunder in the distance.

His first thought is to protect the Chrome on his Harley from the rain so he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.

And her father shouts out " All right All right damn it I'll do the dishes "