An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac." He said: "That's fine with me." She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week." He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
Young Simmo wrote:What an Optomist?
What an Optomist?
It's what you see when you have cataracts.
An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
It's what you see when you have cataracts.