A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died.

Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks!!!

When asked that did he miss his wife so much, he replied miserably: No!

My wife missed the bus!!!

Aussie Paul. 

You know, some guys are that way prone. If it was raining bungalows they would get hit by a dunny.