Interesting perspective - can anyone come up with a tune for them all:

And none of them look happy.

Gday...

NAH .... everyone was feeling happy ................................ so he went home

Cheers - John

I really should find a better use for my time

Sung to Jingle Bells

Jingle bells something smells Im not very happy

Tell the nurse to get in here and change my bloody NAPPY OH

Late at night my wee wee thing turns a little sprinkley

The spray sometimes lands on my skin and makes it go all WRINKLY OH

Im so SQUINTY  it makes it hard to see the toilet seat

When I go to use the loo I pee down on my feet OH

My names Rocky I cant walk I listen to my chair creak

Sometimes a nurse will bend on down and Ill sneak a little peak OH

A female friend in the home, yelled  I looked old and  baggy

Quick with wit I fired back well youve got a pair thats  SAGGY OH

Our new Chef has been to Paris his meals look nice and arty

Trouble is all the greens make my bed smell FARTY OH

Every day they wash my sheets and whinge  theyre a little streaky

Its not my fault the meds they give me make me a little LEAKY OH

AND I WILL PROBABLY BE OFF SANTAS LIST FOREVER