A small country church in Northern England. A well-to-do locality. After the sermon, the plate was passed around. When the plate was returned to the vicar, he looked and there were 5 and 10 pound notes these, even a couple of 20 pound notes - and three pennies.
The Vicar couldn't contain himself. "I see by the collection plate that there is a Scotsman amongst us."
From the congregation came the reply "Beggin Y'r Pardon - there are 3 of us here"
A small country church in Northern England. A well-to-do locality. After the sermon, the plate was passed around. When the plate was returned to the vicar, he looked and there were 5 and 10 pound notes these, even a couple of 20 pound notes - and three pennies.
The Vicar couldn't contain himself. "I see by the collection plate that there is a Scotsman amongst us."
From the congregation came the reply "Beggin Y'r Pardon - there are 3 of us here"