Bob an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

"I had a terrible day" replied Bob.  "I had to go to an hotel and pick up a man that had died in his sleep.  When I arrived there, the
manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection".

"Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy laying on the bed with this huge erection.  So I grabbed it with both
hands and tried to bend it in half".

"I see", said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?"

Bob replied, " Wrong room".

Aussie Paul.