Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant.

She is absolutely furious....here she is in the middle of her election campaign...now this has happened to her!

She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:

"You bas***d! How could you have let this happen?"

"With all that's going on right now, ..you go and get me pregnant!!"

"How could you? I can't believe this, I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant...and it's all your fault!"

"Well what have you got to say?".....

There is dead silence on the phone.

She screams again," DID YOU HEAR ME??"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper...........

"Who's calling?"...........

Hoo Roo

Another good one Goldy. Keep em comin.

goldfinger wrote:

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Thanks Baz.....our late, little much loved Forum Member, Gary Kelly used to call me' Goldy' as well......I really miss his lively honest contributions....Hoo Roo

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Yes someone resurrected an old 2013 thread and I saw Garry's avatar,, I nearly choked,,, what the???? Then I saw it was old thread. RIP Garry.