A bloke walks into the front bar and orders 10 shots of neat Bundy Rum.

After they're poured, he drops them all down one after the other.

The Bartender comments: "Wow matey, I've never seen anyone down that much Rum, neat, that fast before!"

The bloke responds mournfully: "Well you would down them quickly too,.. if you have what I have."

The Bartender says: "I'm really sorry to hear that, ...what do you have, if I might ask?"

....."only Fifty Cents.".....the bloke answers.....

Hoo Roo.