The Catholic church and the Synagogue were on opposite sides of the road, and a great rivalry developed between the Priest and the Rabbi who were constantly trying to outdo each other. Matters came to a head when the priest bought a Bentley and parked it outside the church. A couple of days later a Rolls appeared outside the Synagogue. The priest then took the choir, incense, the whole caboodle into the road and blessed the Bentley. The Rabbi watched all this in silence for a few minutes then went out to the Roller and cut an inch off the exhaust pipe...........

Graham, I rest my case!