The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

"Hello"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

" Mrs Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.

When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, by coincidence a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well.....

We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband, madam.....and frankly...either way the results are not too good."...

"What do you mean?" Mrs Sanders asks nervously.

"Well madam, one of the biopsy specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other ones tested positive for HIV.

We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful!..can you do the test again?" questioned a distraught Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, however Medicare will now only pay for these very expensive tests once."

"Well, what on earth am I/we supposed to do now?"

"Well, the Medicare Help Desk recommends that you drop your husband off in the middle of Melbourne CBD.....and....

"If he finds his way home....on no account sleep with him.".........

Hoo Roo