Bob was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily.
"What's up Bob? asked the bartender....
It's not like you to be so down in the mouth."
"It's my five year old son..." Bob replied.
"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school?....my lad's just the same- forget about it;
it happens to boys that age," says the bartender,
"I only wish it was that," continued the customer,
but it's far, far worse than that-
The little devil has got our absolutely gorgeous nubile 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant!"
"Get away, that's impossible!" gasped the Bartender.
"It's not," said Bob ruefully...."The little 'barrrstard stuck a pin in all my condoms."............
Hoo Roo
Bob was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily.
"What's up Bob? asked the bartender....
It's not like you to be so down in the mouth."
"It's my five year old son..." Bob replied.
"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school?....my lad's just the same- forget about it;
it happens to boys that age," says the bartender,
"I only wish it was that," continued the customer,
but it's far, far worse than that-
The little devil has got our absolutely gorgeous nubile 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant!"
"Get away, that's impossible!" gasped the Bartender.
"It's not," said Bob ruefully...."The little 'barrrstard stuck a pin in all my condoms."............
Hoo Roo
-- Edited by goldfinger on Monday 22nd of February 2016 07:50:26 PM