An English tourist was driving through New Zealand when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep. A few kilometers further on he came upon a small town, so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink. He grabbed a cold beer, sat at a table, and then took a look around the bar. He immediately noticed a one legged guy sitting over at a corner table, masturbating without a care in the world. The English tourist turned to the Bartender next to him and said, "What sort of country is this? A few kilometers back down the road there was this guy having sex with a sheep, and now that guy in the corner is furiously masturbating in full view of everyone." The bartender said, "You heartless English bastard. He's only got one leg. How do you expect him to catch a sheep?"
Aussie Paul.
Aus-Kiwi said
05:13 PM Mar 28, 2016
He should know. The Poms couldn't even get out of their own pool in their rugby World Cup !! Souls have asked as they shear their sheep ?
Bruce and Bev said
11:50 PM Mar 28, 2016
ahhhh...........the Kiwis always cop the jokes - its the tall poppy syndrome
I like the one about Kangaroos - before white convicts arrived here, Kangaroos did hop away nervously at full speed, otherwise the Indigenous people wouldn't have got anywhere near them with a stick spear or boomerang !! LOL
goldfinger said
09:52 AM Mar 29, 2016
...not to mention the group of Kiwis that went to' The Canning Stock Route'...cos they thought it was an annual event........Hoo Roo
Bryan said
10:35 AM Mar 29, 2016
goldfinger wrote:
...not to mention the group of Kiwis that went to' The Canning Stock Route'...cos they thought it was an annual event........Hoo Roo
An English tourist was driving through New Zealand when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep. A few kilometers
further on he came upon a small town, so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink. He grabbed a cold beer, sat at a table, and
then took a look around the bar. He immediately noticed a one legged guy sitting over at a corner table, masturbating without a care in the
world. The English tourist turned to the Bartender next to him and said, "What sort of country is this? A few kilometers back down the
road there was this guy having sex with a sheep, and now that guy in the corner is furiously masturbating in full view of everyone." The
bartender said, "You heartless English bastard. He's only got one leg. How do you expect him to catch a sheep?"
Aussie Paul.
I like the one about Kangaroos - before white convicts arrived here, Kangaroos did hop away nervously at full speed, otherwise the Indigenous people wouldn't have got anywhere near them with a stick spear or boomerang !! LOL