One typically Western Queensland story, I've told before, that bears re-telling...as I laugh at it while I'm typing.........
A DROVER WALKS INTO A WESTERN QLD BAR WITH HIS PET CROCODILE..........
A drover walks into a bar in Western Queensland with his pet crocodile by his side..
He puts the crocodile up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open my crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside....then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.
Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my 'Unit' totally unscathed, and in return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."....
The front bar crowd murmured their approval <of course>. The drover stood up on the bar, dropped his breeches, and placed his 'Johnson'
and related parts into his crocodile's ferocious open jagged toothed mouth...
The crocodile closed his mouth, as the front bar gasped......
After one minute the drover grabbed a beer bottle and smacked his croc hard on the top of its head...
The croc opened its mouth immediately,...and the drover removed his 'Unit' totally unscathed as promised.
The gathering front bar crowd cheered wildly as the first of his free drinks were being delivered.....
The drover stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone this $100 note, who's willing to give it a try."...
A hush fell over the front bar patrons......after a while.....a hand slowly went up at the back of the bar.....
A local blonde girl Jillaroo timidly spoke up......"I'll try it.....just don't hit me sooooo hard with that bloody beer bottle".......
One typically Western Queensland story, I've told before, that bears re-telling...as I laugh at it while I'm typing.........
A DROVER WALKS INTO A WESTERN QLD BAR WITH HIS PET CROCODILE..........
A drover walks into a bar in Western Queensland with his pet crocodile by his side..
He puts the crocodile up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open my crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside....then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.
Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my 'Unit' totally unscathed, and in return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."....
The front bar crowd murmured their approval <of course>. The drover stood up on the bar, dropped his breeches, and placed his 'Johnson'
and related parts into his crocodile's ferocious open jagged toothed mouth...
The crocodile closed his mouth, as the front bar gasped......
After one minute the drover grabbed a beer bottle and smacked his croc hard on the top of its head...
The croc opened its mouth immediately,...and the drover removed his 'Unit' totally unscathed as promised.
The gathering front bar crowd cheered wildly as the first of his free drinks were being delivered.....
The drover stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone this $100 note, who's willing to give it a try."...
A hush fell over the front bar patrons......after a while.....a hand slowly went up at the back of the bar.....
A local blonde girl Jillaroo timidly spoke up......"I'll try it.....just don't hit me sooooo hard with that bloody beer bottle".......
Hoo Roo