The mother in law arrives home from shopping to find her son in law Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened?....what the hell happened?...I'll tell you what happened!...I sent an email to my wife Jean, telling her I was coming home

from working away....trying to earn a quid for us all.....and guess what I found?....Your bloooody daughter, my wife, Jean,

naked with Joe Murphy in our own blooooody marital bed! Un bloodyforgivable, ..means the end of our marriage...I'm done...I'm leaving forever!"...

"Ahhh now, calm down, jest calm down Paddy!"....says his mother in law.."Tere is obviously something very odd going on here,

Jean would never do such a thing particularly with Joe Murphy.....there must be a simple explanation....

I'll go speak with her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother in law comes back beaming a big smile.

"Paddy, me boy,... there... I told you there must be a simple explanation....She never got your email!~".......

Hoo Roo