Hendo ,that was a good'n re Paddy Murphy...and of course reminded me of one of my favourite slightly off colour Irish story's......

Young Irish girl, Mary, being married to Paddy on Saturday, and goes to see her Parish priest with a few vexing questions...

"Father, I've seen Paddy in the raw...but...but...I don't know what ya' call that thing tat hangs between Paddy's legs father?"

"Weeeel... Mary me Lass, that thing which hangs between his legs is called the penis Mary...the penis"....

"Ohhhhhh tat sounds luveerly father"....now on the end of the penis, is a little German Helmet thingy, father...now what's that thing called"....?

"Weeeel....Mary me lass, that is called the head of the penis....the head of the penis ,Mary"......

"Ohhhhhh tat sounds luveerly tooooo"....

"Now father...about.... fourteen inches back..... from the head of the penis...there are two BIG round things..... what are they called?...."

By now the Parish Priest is sweating profusely,......"Weeeel,...Mary, me Lass,......for your sake, I can only hope they are called the cheeks of Paddy's arse......."!>>>

Hoo Roo