Bruce was in the pub having a beer with his mates.

He was telling them: "My wife walked into our study last night and asked me what I was doing on the computer.

I explained to her that I was looking for cheap flights....

Well she became quite 'lover-dovey' very quickly....and she said "I love you Bruce and then started to get all 'thingy' with me,

she quickly undressed and we had a deep and meaningful, very quick, rumpy pumpy........"

He carried on telling his mates who were all ears...."I guess it was all very nice, but also very, very odd,

because in all the years we've been married, she has never shown the slightest interest in my darts before"........

Hoo Roo......Sorry gals..I can't believe any male could act like that.....!.........lmao....