I always like jokes involving lawyers where lawyers come off second best!
grahos said
09:28 AM May 10, 2016
I call them "Legal Criminals" I know of one case where a person had to give a large sum under the table to save the Lawyer paying tax.
aussie_paul said
10:01 AM May 10, 2016
grahos wrote:
I call them "Legal Criminals" I know of one case where a person had to give a large sum under the table to save the Lawyer paying tax.
And I would reckon that person got a discount as well.
Aussie Paul.
Moorey said
10:05 AM May 10, 2016
One of the best I have seen is a Lawyer was assaulted in a local shopping centre car park and reported the assault but the offender was not caught. Sometime later the lawyer recognized the man at the courthouse and reported it to the authorities, the man was arrested and charged. It came out that the assault arose from an argument about the LAWYER parking in a disabled parking spot close to the shopping centre front door. The assault should not be condoned but the KARMA of the lawyer and his name in the local paper doing the dirty on on people with disabilities was beautiful to read and would have caused a lot of embarrassment . My wife was in a wheelchair at the time and sometimes these parking spots were taken up by cretins wanting to park close to the ATM machines which also used to happen a lot at Stocklands before the refurbishment. There should be a special spot on the front page of the daily newspaper for the exposure of unauthorized parking in these marked bays. One should also be aware that not all physical disabilities are visible and do not judge people too early that is why a label with a photo of the person with a disability should be built into the label and be capable of being moved to any vehicle.
Sorry to run off track but it is a special hate of mine.
Moorey
delapan said
11:51 AM May 11, 2016
Agree 100% and so far i find its usually younger fit ones that cant be bothered walking 50mts or so......
I always like jokes involving lawyers where lawyers come off second best!

And I would reckon that person got a discount as well.
Aussie Paul.
One of the best I have seen is a Lawyer was assaulted in a local shopping centre car park and reported the assault but the offender was not caught. Sometime later the lawyer recognized the man at the courthouse and reported it to the authorities, the man was arrested and charged. It came out that the assault arose from an argument about the LAWYER parking in a disabled parking spot close to the shopping centre front door. The assault should not be condoned but the KARMA of the lawyer and his name in the local paper doing the dirty on on people with disabilities was beautiful to read and would have caused a lot of embarrassment . My wife was in a wheelchair at the time and sometimes these parking spots were taken up by cretins wanting to park close to the ATM machines which also used to happen a lot at Stocklands before the refurbishment. There should be a special spot on the front page of the daily newspaper for the exposure of unauthorized parking in these marked bays. One should also be aware that not all physical disabilities are visible and do not judge people too early that is why a label with a photo of the person with a disability should be built into the label and be capable of being moved to any vehicle.
Sorry to run off track but it is a special hate of mine.
Moorey
Agree 100% and so far i find its usually younger fit ones that cant be bothered walking 50mts or so......