I lived 35 km out of Darwin years ago and was fixing our spa pump and our neighbour wandered over. She talked to me for about 10-15 minutes (Charlie Pride/Jonny Cash stuff) never done this before as she used to say hello and go and find my wife.
Anyway after she left I went to get up and looked down to grab my tools (no pun intended here) and there it was,,, all dangly bits hangin out from my short stubbies to air.
Amazing discovery ,,, how to engage a woman in conversation eh.
gumpybsc said
11:12 AM May 13, 2016
Hey Baz421 that reminds me of a good joke, will type it up now...
...Grandpa just wades...cos' he can't swim for nuts!.........some dried arrangements deserve never... to be seen.......
Alright...Alright...I'm taking myself to the naughty corner.....Hoo Roo
A couple of good nuggets there, goldfinger...
ok, I'm off to the naughty corner to join you
I know the feeling GF.
I lived 35 km out of Darwin years ago and was fixing our spa pump and our neighbour wandered over. She talked to me for about 10-15 minutes (Charlie Pride/Jonny Cash stuff) never done this before as she used to say hello and go and find my wife.
Anyway after she left I went to get up and looked down to grab my tools (no pun intended here) and there it was,,, all dangly bits hangin out from my short stubbies to air.
Amazing discovery ,,, how to engage a woman in conversation eh.
Hey Baz421 that reminds me of a good joke, will type it up now...