IRISH REMORSE.......

APOLOGY FROM AN IRISH HOSPITAL......

Dear Mr Murphy Esq.

                               We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on the shaft of your penis showed it was not cancerous.

It was found to be lipstick.

We deeply regret the amputation we carried out.

Yours Sincerely

Mr. Patrick Fitzpatrick..MRD. BUM. FFS. WTF Hons....Head Surgeon.