Another blonde one.......with a twist..this blonde is intelligent/quick witted...
A blonde was sent on her way to Heaven where, upon arrival, a concerned St. Peter met her at the 'Pearly Gates'.
"I'm sorry". St Peter said. 'But Heaven is suffering from a complete overload of 'goodly souls' and we are now forced to put up an Entrance Exam,
for new arrivals to erase the burden of Heavenly arrivals.'
"That's cool" said the blonde, " What does your Entrance Exam consist of?"....
'Just three questions', said St. Peter.
"and which are?" she asked.
St Pter replied:
1. which two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?
2.How many seconds are there in a year?
3. What was the swagman's name in Waltzing Matilda?
"Now", said St Peter 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have the correct answers for me.'
So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought..-as I expect you are now doing as well-...
The following morning St. Peter called upon her and asked if she had considered the required questions...
"I have" she said
Well then 'Which two days start with the letter 'T'?
"Today and Tomorrow" she replied.
St Peter pondered,.. and had to agree the answer applied to the question...
'Well then..to the second question..'How many seconds in a year?'..
She replied "Twelve!".....there's the Second of January, the Second of February right through to the Second of December, giving a total of twelve Seconds...
St Peter...said he would need some time to consider her answer and walked off shaking his head..
'Alright,...alright... I'll allow the answer to stand but you need to get the third question exactly right to be allowed to enter The Kingdom of Heaven.'
She replied' This was a breeze to answer......it's 'Andy'...
St Peter said..'How in God's Name, did you arrive at THAT answer?"......
"Easy", she said,..."Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited 'til his billy boiled"........
....and so it came to pass, that the very fair haired quick witted Lady,... entered The Kingdom of Heaven............so endeth this Epistle....
Hoo Roo.......Good night Girls and Boys.....
-- Edited by goldfinger on Wednesday 25th of May 2016 07:54:48 PM
Another blonde one.......with a twist..this blonde is intelligent/quick witted...
A blonde was sent on her way to Heaven where, upon arrival, a concerned St. Peter met her at the 'Pearly Gates'.
"I'm sorry". St Peter said. 'But Heaven is suffering from a complete overload of 'goodly souls' and we are now forced to put up an Entrance Exam,
for new arrivals to erase the burden of Heavenly arrivals.'
"That's cool" said the blonde, " What does your Entrance Exam consist of?"....
'Just three questions', said St. Peter.
"and which are?" she asked.
St Pter replied:
1. which two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?
2.How many seconds are there in a year?
3. What was the swagman's name in Waltzing Matilda?
"Now", said St Peter 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have the correct answers for me.'
So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought..-as I expect you are now doing as well-...
The following morning St. Peter called upon her and asked if she had considered the required questions...
"I have" she said
Well then 'Which two days start with the letter 'T'?
"Today and Tomorrow" she replied.
St Peter pondered,.. and had to agree the answer applied to the question...
'Well then..to the second question..'How many seconds in a year?'..
She replied "Twelve!".....there's the Second of January, the Second of February right through to the Second of December, giving a total of twelve Seconds...
St Peter...said he would need some time to consider her answer and walked off shaking his head..
'Alright,...alright... I'll allow the answer to stand but you need to get the third question exactly right to be allowed to enter The Kingdom of Heaven.'
She replied' This was a breeze to answer......it's 'Andy'...
St Peter said..'How in God's Name, did you arrive at THAT answer?"......
"Easy", she said,..."Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited 'til his billy boiled"........
....and so it came to pass, that the very fair haired quick witted Lady,... entered The Kingdom of Heaven............so endeth this Epistle....
Hoo Roo.......Good night Girls and Boys.....
-- Edited by goldfinger on Wednesday 25th of May 2016 07:54:48 PM