Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year old...you always feel like you have to pee...and most of the time nothing happens..

"Ahh, that's nothing boys", said the 70 year old.

When you're 70,you don't have a decent bowel movement anymore.

You take laxatives, eat bran,...you sit on the toilet all day...and nothin' gives forth...or maybe a wet fart is all...

"Actually," said the 80 year old..Eighty is without doubt the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60 year old..

"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am without fail...I pee like a race-horse; no problem at all."

"Sooo do you have problem having a decent bowel movement," asked the 70 year old..

"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 a.m. like clockwork.".....

Puzzled with this the 60 year old said," let's get this straight mate..you pee every morning at 6.a.m. and then crap every morning at 6.30 a.m.

So what's so tough about being 80?"...

"I can't wake up until seven!"............

Warning..tad off colour...

2. I went to the Doctor's Office the other day at my wife's request/insistence..and found out our new Family Doctor is a young

    female, and absolutely drop-dead gorgeous!....

    I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a Professional - I've seen it all before."

    "Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out".....

    So I said ,"My wife thinks my dick tastes funny."..........

Hoo Roo.