Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes
and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean
house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do
all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Glasgow . He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some
of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye
and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load
the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees!