The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked. The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."
"That's not so bad,what's the big deal?" "So what happened?" the man asked again. The farmer relenting, continued, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over." "Again?"
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked, intrigued. "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"Wow, you must have been pretty upset!" but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed." The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So then what else did you do?" the man asked again. "Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in. Some things you just can't explain.
goldfinger said
06:19 PM May 31, 2016
Well done Yarra..good yarn....reminds me of a true happening to me....
Years ago I was training Greyhounds as a hobby and had always trained Bitches...anyways I got a good male dog named Lantana Chief..
My erstwhile supposed mates who were very successful in Greyhound Training told me a male dog has to be masturbated the day before the big race to take out its aggression.....and keep its mind only on the 'bunny'....anyways I was doing the "job" out in the shed when my first wife walked in and 'caught' me/us....!
Worse to come, Lantana Chief, humped my leg next day all the way to the racing/starting box in front of rather large racing crowd.....and tied for first in a dead heat....I figure he never ran so fast cos he was trying to get back to me......
'Some things you just can't explain'............................................................first wife left me shortly after.......Hoo Roo
Aus-Kiwi said
07:16 PM May 31, 2016
Lucky wasn't a Kiwi milking a goat or ewe ? Lol
goldfinger said
08:57 PM May 31, 2016
....I never did work out what all the fuss was about with her...it's not like I swallowed or anything gross.......lmao.........Hoo Roo
Hey Jim said
11:26 PM May 31, 2016
goldfinger wrote:
....I never did work out what all the fuss was about with her...it's not like I swallowed or anything gross.......lmao.........Hoo Roo
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.
The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."
"That's not so bad,what's the big deal?"
"So what happened?" the man asked again.
The farmer relenting, continued, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."
"Again?"
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked, intrigued.
"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"Wow, you must have been pretty upset!" but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed."
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So then what else did you do?" the man asked again.
"Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in.
Some things you just can't explain.
Years ago I was training Greyhounds as a hobby and had always trained Bitches...anyways I got a good male dog named Lantana Chief..
My erstwhile supposed mates who were very successful in Greyhound Training told me a male dog has to be masturbated the day before the big race to take out its aggression.....and keep its mind only on the 'bunny'....anyways I was doing the "job" out in the shed when my first wife walked in and 'caught' me/us....!
Worse to come, Lantana Chief, humped my leg next day all the way to the racing/starting box in front of rather large racing crowd.....and tied for first in a dead heat....I figure he never ran so fast cos he was trying to get back to me......
'Some things you just can't explain'............................................................first wife left me shortly after.......Hoo Roo