An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.' 'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor. 'No, from the "Bloody Skippin"
grahos said
11:26 AM Jun 4, 2016
I saw that one coming,maybe more of us should try that diet.
Then there would be less of us,(around the waist)
-- Edited by grahos on Saturday 4th of June 2016 11:27:08 AM
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the "Bloody Skippin"
I saw that one coming,maybe more of us should try that diet.
Then there would be less of us,(around the waist)
-- Edited by grahos on Saturday 4th of June 2016 11:27:08 AM