,Men are uncomplicated creatures, and by nature happier......
Our last name stays put...
The garage is all ours....
Car mechanics tell us the truth...
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat..
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase....
The same hairstyle lasts for years....even decades...
We only have to shave our face and necks....
We can wear shorts...no matter how our legs look...
We have freedom of choice re growing a moustache...
We can do Xmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th...in total of 25 minutes....
One wallet....and one pair of shoes....one colour for all seasons....
We can 'do' our nails with a pocket knife...
We can play with toys all our lives...
Chocolate is just another snack...
We can never be pregnant....the World is our Urinal...
We never have to drive to another Service Station restroom because this one is just tooooo icky.....
We can happily wear a white T-Shirt or indeed no shirt to the beach or swimming pools.....
Wedding plans take care of themselves...
We can open all our own jars....
Our underwear is $8.95 for a three pack..
Our face stays our original colour....lol.....
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough...
If someone forgets to invite us....generally he or she can still be our friend...
We don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut or a bolt...
Wrinkles add character...
People never stare at our chest whilst we talk to them...
We know stuff about tanks.....
A man has typically 6 items in his bathroom....women typically have 337...and men could not identify more than 20 of these...
Usually one mood all the time...
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife....a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband...
Women have the last word in every argument...anything after that is the start of a new argument...
Frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
Dear Google, Perleasee do not behave like my wife....
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing and suggesting!.......
On the front of a bloke's T Shirt:
PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB ME!
....I AM MARRIED, AND ALREADY VERY DISTURBED....
Hoo Roo
,Men are uncomplicated creatures, and by nature happier......
Our last name stays put...
The garage is all ours....
Car mechanics tell us the truth...
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat..
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase....
The same hairstyle lasts for years....even decades...
We only have to shave our face and necks....
We can wear shorts...no matter how our legs look...
We have freedom of choice re growing a moustache...
We can do Xmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th...in total of 25 minutes....
One wallet....and one pair of shoes....one colour for all seasons....
We can 'do' our nails with a pocket knife...
We can play with toys all our lives...
Chocolate is just another snack...
We can never be pregnant....the World is our Urinal...
We never have to drive to another Service Station restroom because this one is just tooooo icky.....
We can happily wear a white T-Shirt or indeed no shirt to the beach or swimming pools.....
Wedding plans take care of themselves...
We can open all our own jars....
Our underwear is $8.95 for a three pack..
Our face stays our original colour....lol.....
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough...
If someone forgets to invite us....generally he or she can still be our friend...
We don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut or a bolt...
Wrinkles add character...
People never stare at our chest whilst we talk to them...
We know stuff about tanks.....
A man has typically 6 items in his bathroom....women typically have 337...and men could not identify more than 20 of these...
Usually one mood all the time...
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife....a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband...
Women have the last word in every argument...anything after that is the start of a new argument...
Frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
Dear Google, Perleasee do not behave like my wife....
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing and suggesting!.......
On the front of a bloke's T Shirt:
PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB ME!
....I AM MARRIED, AND ALREADY VERY DISTURBED....
Hoo Roo
-- Edited by goldfinger on Saturday 18th of June 2016 01:07:30 PM