AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE
 DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, 
 A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND
 WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
 NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00 CAR, A NICE BIG BED AND
 LARGE SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
 IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.

 MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A
 HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN
 BE LIVING IN A CHEAP HOUSE, DRIVING A JUNK CAR, SLEEPING
 ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

 AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE AN OLD GUY'S PROBLEMS.