A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.
A man comes in and asks him,
Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?
Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.
Man: So what happened thats so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just cant explain.
Man: Ok, but thats not so bad.
Man: So what happened then ?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. ]
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just cant explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just cant explain.
Man So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didnt have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just cant explain.