A man comes home after a terrible round of golf, his worst ever.
He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
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The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
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He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
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The wife is furious at this *point. She yells at him, "You've been out golfing all day.*Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunk, fat slob, and furthermore"
A man comes home after a terrible round of golf, his worst ever.
He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
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The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
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He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
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The wife is furious at this *point. She yells at him, "You've been out golfing all day.*Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunk, fat slob, and furthermore"
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The man sighs and says, "See? It's started."