I was outside the RV trying to launch my kite..

I threw the kite up into the air, the wind would catch it for a second or two, then it would come crashing down to earth.

I tried this a few more times with no success...

All the while I could "feel" my wife watching from the RV window,

and then I heard her muttering to herself how men need to be told just how to do everything...

She yelled out the Van door...."You need a piece of Tail"....!....!...

Of course I turned with my usual confused look and said...

"Would you perleasseee make up your mind Dearest......"Last night in bed you told me to go fly a kite!....".....!

Hoo Roo