An older gentleman was
on the operating table 
awaiting surgery 
and he insisted that his son, 
a renowned surgeon, 
perform the operation. 
As he was about to get the anesthesia, 
he asked to speak to his son. 
"Yes, Dad , what is it?" 
"Don't be nervous, son; 
do your best, 
and just remember, 
if it doesn't go well, 
if something happens to me, 
your mother 
is going to come and 
live with you and your wife...."
(I LOVE IT!)