A platoon of soldiers were patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state.

The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.

 The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.'

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that the last ISIS leader was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.

 He yelled back that Bill Shorten is a unionist, good-for-nothing, left wing labor dickhead who knows bugger all about running the country.'

 'So I said that the new Isis leader dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'

 He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Penny Wong !'

 'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands,

When a bloody truck hit us.'