A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and 
puts them in his pocket. He says to the Jew, "See how slick I am? The 
owner didn't see anything."

The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typically dishonest of you Arabs. I am 
going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will 
show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a 
pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him 
another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What 
did you do with the pastry?"

The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket"

 

Aussie Paul. 

 

Nice..

Had a good laugh at that, thanks Paul.

Cheers, John.