While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first pint in Dublin.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from our house. I got him a Guinness. He didnt like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny he didnt like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp lager, He didnt. So I drank it.
Then it occurred to me that maybe hed like whisky better than beer, so we tried a Jameson, but to no avail. In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Irelands finest.
He wouldnt even smell it.
What could I do but drink it? By the time I realised he just didnt like to drink, I was so bloody ****-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home.
Texas said
06:51 PM Nov 18, 2016
Not funny
2weis said
08:24 PM Nov 18, 2016
texas
now you have found some of the jokes are not to your taste the best thing to do is avoid the jokes section or avoid the posters that offend
brian
rgren2 said
11:50 PM Nov 18, 2016
Texas wrote:
Not funny
Teaspoon, cement, araldite these come to mind. Jokes are jokes.
Blues Man said
07:30 AM Nov 20, 2016
I liked it.
Dickodownunder said
08:54 AM Nov 20, 2016
2weis wrote:
texas now you have found some of the jokes are not to your taste the best thing to do is avoid the jokes section or avoid the posters that offend brian
Have to agree with this.
The Jokes section of this forum is entertaining to most, I personally enjoy it and I even get a laugh or two from my wife if I read some of them to her.
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first pint in Dublin.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from our house. I got him a Guinness. He didnt like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny he didnt like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp lager, He didnt. So I drank it.
Then it occurred to me that maybe hed like whisky better than beer, so we tried a Jameson, but to no avail. In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Irelands finest.
He wouldnt even smell it.
What could I do but drink it? By the time I realised he just didnt like to drink, I was so bloody ****-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home.
now you have found some of the jokes are not to your taste the best thing to do is avoid the jokes section or avoid the posters that offend
brian
Teaspoon, cement, araldite these come to mind. Jokes are jokes.
I liked it.
Have to agree with this.
The Jokes section of this forum is entertaining to most, I personally enjoy it and I even get a laugh or two from my wife if I read some of them to her.
if you dont like it dont click on"Jokes"