Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing before the Throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says," before granting you a place at my side,

I must as you what you have learned and what you believe in."

God asks Obama first, "what do you believe?"

Obama looks God in the eye and replies, "I believe in hard work and staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving and always tried to do right by my countrymen."

God can't help but see the essential goodness in Obama and offers him a seat to the left of his throne. 

Then God turns to Hillary and asks what she believes. 

Hillary says, " I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I believe in hard work also and have tried to be a true patriot and loyal American"

God is greatly moved by Hillary's words and offers her a seat to his right. 

Finally God turns to Trump and says, "And Donald, what do you believe ?"

Trump replies, " I believe that you are in my seat."

lol 

Aussie Paul. 

ha ha