There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. 

The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins. One of the twins was hard of

hearing and the other could hear quite well. 

Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The deaf sister said to her twin, "What did he say?"

Her sister answered, "We've got to sit over there on the sofa." 

"Now get a little closer together," said the photographer. Again one sister asked, "What did he say?"

The sister with good hearing said, "He says squeeze together a little."

So, they wiggled up close to each other. 

"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.

Yet again, "What did he say?"

Her sister said, "He's going to focus!" 

With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, "Oh my God. Both of us?"

Sneaky.