John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and declared, "And here's to spending the rest of me Life between the legs of me Wife"....!

  That won him the top prize at the local pub for the best toast of the night.

 He went home and proudly told his wife, Mary,  "Mary me love, oi won the prize for the Best Toast of the Night".... 

 She said, "Aye, did ye now. ..and prey tell what was your toast?"...

 O'Reilly thought quickly, "Oi said, here's to spending the rest of me Life, sitting in Church beside me beloved Wife"....

 "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!"..Mary said equally with pride...

 Next day, Mary ran into one of  John's drinking buddies on the street corner...."he chuckled  leeringly and said,

"O'Reilly won the prize the other night at the pub with a luvvly toast about yeself, Mary"..

 She said ,"Aye, John told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.

 You know, he's only been in their twice in the last four years....once I had to pull him by his ears to make him come,

  and t'other time he fell asleep"............

Hoo Roo

Bloody hell Gold finger that one really cracked me up,go to the top of the class.