A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that...
On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness....
He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reassuring...
"My darring", he whispers, a little too eagerly, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten...
I promise you, I give you anyting you want,...I do anyting- juss anyting you want...you just ask...
Whatchu want", he says trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently, and eagerly for her request....
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I whan try something I have hear about from odda girls.....
........Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence from him....and eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her........
"You want .....garlic chicken wif snow peas"??...........
Hoo Roo
A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that...
On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness....
He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reassuring...
"My darring", he whispers, a little too eagerly, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten...
I promise you, I give you anyting you want,...I do anyting- juss anyting you want...you just ask...
Whatchu want", he says trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently, and eagerly for her request....
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I whan try something I have hear about from odda girls.....
........Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence from him....and eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her........
"You want .....garlic chicken wif snow peas"??...........
Hoo Roo