A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parent's home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, Oysters, Lobster, Champagne...the whole nine yards.

I asked her,........"Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"..

"No,.....she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a root tonight."......

Soooo, of course I said,......"Would you care for dessert?"......

Hoo Roo