A Dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse.
"I want a female horth." He said to a dealer, who shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth, Can I thee her eythe?". The dealer picks him up and shows him its eyes.
"Nithe eyeth, Can I thee her teeth?" He lifts the dwarf up and shows him her teeth.
"Nithe teeth, Can I thee her twot?". So the dealer lifts him up and shoves his head up the mares fanny and pulls him out a few seconds later.
"I'll reefwaze that, Can I thee her wun awound?"
A Dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse.
"I want a female horth." He said to a dealer, who shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth, Can I thee her eythe?". The dealer picks him up and shows him its eyes.
..."Nithe eyeth, Can I thee her teeth?" He lifts the dwarf up and shows him her teeth.
"Nithe teeth, Can I thee her twot?". So the dealer lifts him up and shoves his head up the mares fanny and pulls him out a few seconds later.
"I'll reefwaze that, Can I thee her wun awound?"