Default Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
One woman lost it completely.
She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.
She gasped...Then, he spoke...
'Iron this, and then get me a beer'
Texas said
08:27 PM Feb 18, 2017
Not funny - like every other 'joke' you post
rgren2 said
08:29 PM Feb 18, 2017
Texas wrote:
Not funny - like every other 'joke' you post
Harsh. Lost your funny bone.
hokianga said
08:31 PM Feb 18, 2017
good for a laugh, was expecting something like that at the end. lol
Default Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
One woman lost it completely.
She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.
She gasped...Then, he spoke...
'Iron this, and then get me a beer'
Not funny - like every other 'joke' you post
Harsh. Lost your funny bone.