A South African Joke in true tradition of Rugby 

Koos was walking through his veld one day when he spots someone 

drinking water from a pool. 

He shouts, "Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaap kak". (Don't drink that water its full of sheep s***)

The other guy says, "I'm from England mate, speak English!" 

Koos replies, "Use both hands, you get more that way".

Baie danke Yarra (pronounced buy a donkey) - but I don't really see the link to rugby   wouldn't this just be the normal treatment for us rooineks by the Boer ?