Irishman with a farm passed on

He wanted his three sons who could never agree on anything to stop arguing

His Will said that he did not want the farm sold, and that if his three sons could not agree to share the farm together, then it would go to an English cats home

English RSPCA picked up on this piece of news, and went to claim the inheritance

The three boys engaged the service of a local lawyer

The lawyer asked why could they not just agree, to have an equal portion of the farm

The boys pointed out that there was only one house, one barn, one field, one pond, and some cows

The lawyer asked if there were at least three trees in the field

All the boys agreed that, yes, there were three trees in the field

The lawyer told them not to worry, as they would not be losing the farm

On the appointed day at the court, the Irish lawyer told the English lawyer that he could speak first

"Your honour I must point out that the three boys, never had, and never will agree to share the farm"

The Irish lawyer jumped to his feet

"Your honour as an Irish Lawyer, in an Irish court, speaking on behalf of Irish people

I say that what the English lawyer has just said is not a political correct statement

This very morning the boys, have agreed to each have, a dirty tree and a turd of the farm"