Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times
about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers,
who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables,
were surprised t o see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only
a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also! contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were
opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
That is funny.
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times
about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers,
who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables,
were surprised t o see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only
a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also! contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were
opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
That is funny.
