Two Crocodiles, one smaller then the other were resting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can`t understand how you can be so bigger then me. We are the same age, we were the same size when we were kids. I just don`t get it " Well," said the big crock. " what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Crock. "Hmm. How do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament House," "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the door. Then I jump out grab them by the leg, shake the **** out them and eat em;" :Ah;" says the big crock, " I think i see your problem. You`re not getting any real nourishment. See by the time you shake the **** out of a Politician, there`s nothing left but an arssehole and a briefcase!!!!
Two Crocodiles, one smaller then the other were resting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can`t understand how you can be so bigger then me. We are the same age, we were the same size when we were kids. I just don`t get it
" Well," said the big crock. " what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Crock.
"Hmm. How do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament House,"
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the door. Then I jump out grab them by the leg, shake the **** out them and eat em;"
:Ah;" says the big crock, " I think i see your problem. You`re not getting any real nourishment. See by the time you shake the **** out of a Politician, there`s nothing left but an arssehole and a briefcase!!!!
Aussie Paul.