A Priest goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
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The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Priest explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up
Woody2 said
08:12 PM Apr 27, 2017
-- Edited by Woody2 on Thursday 27th of April 2017 08:13:01 PM
Baggie said
07:29 PM May 3, 2017
Now that was a great way to save the day & get a good message across at the same time.
Now let me tell you about my denture. (singular part to plate) I take it out at night & put it on my bed head ready for the morning.
Saturday morning my bladder got me up, so I had to go & syphon the python, well that went OK & I thought that seeing that I am now out of bed
I might as well stay up, so I got my clothes on & went to get my half chopper & it was missing. Who the hell would shift it??
I went out into the kitchen to ask Pam if she wanted it for some reason, and on the way I saw our Bishon Frieze dog under the kitchen table.
Upon close inspection, SHE pad my plate & had busted it in halves & some of the teeth were missing!!
Mate, when she goes for a crap next time, she will have teeth at both ends. Now what can you do, they are completely wrecked.
I went to the dentist today to get another one made, and coz I have had the busted one for two years, Bupa will only pay for the teeth & not the plate.
Well thankfully I have an old one that has a loose tooth on it, but I can use it till the new one is made. $700 later I can have the new one.
To say I was not impressed would be an understatement.
A Priest goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
...The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Priest explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up
-- Edited by Woody2 on Thursday 27th of April 2017 08:13:01 PM
Now that was a great way to save the day & get a good message across at the same time.
Now let me tell you about my denture. (singular part to plate) I take it out at night & put it on my bed head ready for the morning.
Saturday morning my bladder got me up, so I had to go & syphon the python, well that went OK & I thought that seeing that I am now out of bed
I might as well stay up, so I got my clothes on & went to get my half chopper & it was missing. Who the hell would shift it??
I went out into the kitchen to ask Pam if she wanted it for some reason, and on the way I saw our Bishon Frieze dog under the kitchen table.
Upon close inspection, SHE pad my plate & had busted it in halves & some of the teeth were missing!!
Mate, when she goes for a crap next time, she will have teeth at both ends. Now what can you do, they are completely wrecked.
I went to the dentist today to get another one made, and coz I have had the busted one for two years, Bupa will only pay for the teeth & not the plate.
Well thankfully I have an old one that has a loose tooth on it, but I can use it till the new one is made. $700 later I can have the new one.
To say I was not impressed would be an understatement.