A jackaroo walks into the local pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The jackaroo explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The jackaroo smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
Woody2 said
06:59 PM May 10, 2017
-- Edited by Woody2 on Wednesday 10th of May 2017 07:02:20 PM
A jackaroo walks into the local pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The jackaroo explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The jackaroo smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
-- Edited by Woody2 on Wednesday 10th of May 2017 07:02:20 PM