Hi    ..  

This story reminds me of many of the mis-communications that take place on this forum.

enjoy .. G

THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGE

Hi Fred.  This is Alan next door.  I have a confession to make.  I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you by email as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around.  In fact, probably more than you.  I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that is no excuse, I know.  The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me.  It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan

THE RESPONSE
Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot his neighbour dead.  He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.  He sat down at his computer, where he saw he has a second message from his neighbour.

THE SECOND MESSAGE

Hi Fred.  This is Alan next door again.  Sorry about the typo on my last email. I expect you figured it out anyway and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, hey?
Regards, Alan

And that's why we should proof read the message before we send it