A man and his wife were spending the day at the Zoo.
She was wearing an alluring, loose fitting little pink number, sleeveless with straps......
He was wearing his usual jeans and T- shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit,
They passed in front of a large, erect Silverback Gorilla, obviously the Alpha male........
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazzzyyyy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand, and his two feet, and POUNDED his chest with his free hand....
He was noticeably EXCITED at the pretty Lady in the pink dress.
The husband noticing his massive EXCITEMENT, thought this was hugely funnnnyyy...
He suggested his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her shapely bottom...
She played along and the gorilla got even more EXCITED, making noises that would wake the dead.....
Then the husband playfully suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin....
She did.......and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.....
"Nowwww.......show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him", he said.
This drove the gorilla to go beserk with EXCITEMENT, and he started doing back flips.....
.........then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now.....you tell HIM you have a headache"..............
Hoo Roo.....P.S... No wife was hurt in the making of this Story......
A man and his wife were spending the day at the Zoo.
She was wearing an alluring, loose fitting little pink number, sleeveless with straps......
He was wearing his usual jeans and T- shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit,
They passed in front of a large, erect Silverback Gorilla, obviously the Alpha male........
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazzzyyyy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand, and his two feet, and POUNDED his chest with his free hand....
He was noticeably EXCITED at the pretty Lady in the pink dress.
The husband noticing his massive EXCITEMENT, thought this was hugely funnnnyyy...
He suggested his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her shapely bottom...
She played along and the gorilla got even more EXCITED, making noises that would wake the dead.....
Then the husband playfully suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin....
She did.......and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.....
"Nowwww.......show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him", he said.
This drove the gorilla to go beserk with EXCITEMENT, and he started doing back flips.....
.........then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now.....you tell HIM you have a headache"..............