A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot.
No way, no needles! I hate needles! the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, I cant do the gas thing.
Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!...
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
No, he says, Im fine with pills.
So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
What are those? he asked. Viagra, she replied.
Ill be damned, said the patient, I didnt know Viagra worked as a pain killer.
It doesnt, said the dentist, But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.