The frequency of sexual activity of senior

Males depends on where they were born.

Statistics just released from Statistics Canada

And The United Nations Board of Health Team,

Revealed that:  Australian men between 60

And 80 years of age, will on average, have sex

Two to three times per week, whereas Japanese

Men, in exactly the same age group, will have

Sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to most

Of my buddies at the golf club, as none of us

Had any idea that we were Japanese.